The 3,000 Year Old Mansion

 

Once upon a time there was a vampire. He lived in a 3,000 year-old
mansion. One night there was a crackling noise. It came from the room next
door. He was tired so he stayed in bed.

In the morning, he woke up. He came out of his room and he opened the
door. He saw the busted roof. He didn't know how to fix a roof so he went to
his friend's house next door. His friend was a wizard. He fixed the mansion
with his magic wand.