Woke up, sang the blues,
for breakfast I ate my shoes.
On my way to school, I met a whale,
I slapped it with my tail.
Our music teacher, Mrs. Golly,
gave everyone an Ice lolly.
At playtime, I met a bully,
and he was wearing a wooly.

For lunch, I had arms + legs,
then I laid 30 eggs.
When It was hometime,
I robbed a bank and commited a crime.
When it was nearly dark,
I was walking home with a shark.
When I was in my bed,
"goodnight!" said my ted.

 

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