MARY BROWN
I went to Mary Brown,
to ask for a crown,
I asked for a pickle,
she gave me a nickel,
I asked for a shoe,
she gave me some goo,
I asked for a bar,
she gave me a car,
I asked for a dime,
she spent some time.
I asked for a synonym,
she gave me an antonym,
I asked for Benny, she gave me a penny,
I asked for a teddy,
she gave me Freddy friendly. oh well!