If I had a million dollars,

I’ll tell you what I’d do.

I’d buy a car, a house, a boat,

I’d buy some other things too.

I would retire, at sixteen,

And make everyone feel blue.

If I had a million dollars, that’s what I would do.

And later on, I’d have a wife, and would have to buy things for her,

Then she would, of course, suggest that I should get her fur.

She’d spend all my money, I really do bet,

She’d leave me with nothing, except a huge debt.

So maybe its best I don’t have a million bucks,

Because eventually, I’d run out of luck.