If I had a million dollars,

I might do something dumb,

Like buy 3,000 dog collars,

And then eat a plum!

A million dollars would be great,

I just couldn’t wait!

I’d buy a jet and a real nice car,

And I’d fly in my jet to reach the stars.

If I had a million dollars,

I would just go crazy!

I would buy a real comfy couch,

So I could sit around and be lazy!